Friday Frights! Spooooky Halloweenish Tasting!
Hello Friends and Wine Lovers!
Mwa-hahahahaha! Welcome to the Quintessential Super-Spooooky Carpe Vinum Annual Within-Pretty-Close-Proximity-To-Halloween Spooooky Friday Tasting and Super-Spooooky Newsletter That Foretells of Its Coming! I do this tasting every year (uh, hence the “annual” part of the name), and it’s one of my ghoulishly favorite tastings of the year. It’s Spooooky! It’s Ooooky! And it’s . . . okay, it’s not “Ooooky.” That’s not even a word. Ever notice that? Whenever someone wants to call something spooky AND something else, they always choose either “Ooooky” or “Kooky”. I say by definition anything that is “Kooky” cannot also be “Spooky”. It’s just not how that works. And what with “Ooooky” not being a word, that’s just cheating. What else is there? Dookie? My cat Pookie? Some of you may know my cat Pookie. He’s not spooky at all. But he is a bit “Ooooky.”
So the Spooooky tasting this year is, of course, the Halloween tasting. But Halloween, being a whole 6 days away, isn’t really that close. And it’s always a tough call at that point. It still FEELS like the right time of year, but the window seems a bit too big to be wearing a costume to work on casual day. I mean, other than the costumes we regularly wear, right? So Halloween being in the middle of the week makes this weekend the whole “Halloween-observed” weekend. Because once it’s November those pumpkins are pie, if you take my meaning there.
At any rate, this is the one tasting of the year I get to find a place for those odd bottles that might not fit into the other tastings, or the bottles that I really like the name, or the bottles with the clever labels (since wine can wear a costume too), and certainly wines with a general Halloween-monster or Spooooky theme.
“Picking a wine by the label?” You may ask. “How sophomoric!” You may continue.
“Ah,” I might exclaim. “You are,” I may say, pausing, “pretty-much right on, there.” I may continue, conceding.
Sure we shouldn’t pick a wine exclusively by the label. But the technique isn’t completely without merit. If you’re choosing wines with clever labels and names, it’s generally going to be new-world wines. European wines, considering their wine laws steeped in hundreds of years of tradition, often don’t allow much room for creativity. Wineries in the Americas, Australia, New Zealand and even South Africa have embraced these creative labeling endeavors. In these new areas of the world where the wine regions don’t have the centuries of reputation to ride on, smaller estates can create these things for a sense of identity. And it can prove to be marketing genius, as well. It can also be what wine was meant to be. Fun!
So here’s my choices for the Spooooky Wine Costume Party!
Zinzilla — Made by McNab ridge, it’s a monster of a Zin and features one of the best labels I’ve seen in a while. That’s right. Part Zin. Part Godzilla. I like monsters.
The Technicolor Bat — I still don’t know what the name means, but the label is pretty and the juice is excellent. And bats have a certain Halloween significance. Y’know . . . from that vampire connection.
The Hangin’ Snakes — What’s scarier than snakes on the ground? Hangin’ snakes! Especially when you’re looking for them on the ground. Aah! It’s right there in the tree by your head! How’d it get there? Probably dropped out of a plane.
Killibinbin — I don’t know what it means, and that uncertainty is . . . Spooooky! Sounds like another one of those kooooky Australian words. And again, it’s got a good label.
Killer Red — From Terra Blanca in Washington. I mean, if it’s a killer, that’s frighteningly Halloweenish, right? Remember the movie Psycho? Think of that in a bottle. Just don’t drink it in the shower.
Coup d’Etat — “Overthrow of the State” as it directly translates. This should be Spooooky to all elected officials. Of course even mentioning this wine on the website will probably get me on more watch-lists. That’s spooooky too!
The Howling Dog — With almost every spooooky monster movie, or every episode of Buffy, it all starts with a howling wolf and a full moon, even if the movie has nothing to do with werewolves. That’s because howling is spooooky! This Petite Sirah is certainly something to howl about. Want to know what else is Spooooky about this wine? The price. It’s around $50. So I’ll probably be opening just one. Get here early!
So Friday, October 26th, between 4:30 and 9:00 PM it’s:
Spooooky Wines!!!
McNab Ridge 2005 Zinzilla (Zinfandel), Mendocino County, California
Dominio IV 2005 The Technicolor Bat (Syrah, Tempranillo), Oregon
Langmeil 2006 Hangin’ Snakes (Shiraz, Viognier), Barossa Valley, Australia
Killibinbin 2004 Red Blend (Shiraz, Cabernet Sauvignon), Langhorne Creek, Australia
Terra Blanca 2004 Killer Red (Syrah), Columbia Valley, Washington
Spooooky!!! Spooooky!!!! Spooooky!!!!
Andrew Rich 2005 Coup d’Etat (Counoise, Grenache, Mourvedre, Syrah), Oregon
Massena 2005 The Howling Dog (Petite Sirah), Barossa Valley, Australia
A stellar deal at $10 for the First 5, $6 for the Extra 2 Premium Pours.
Hope to see you here!
Seize the Wine!
Next Friday tasting is Not-so-Spooooky! wines of Washington!
M